CRONUS: so, you up for some amporacest, maybe?
ERIDAN: senpai please stop noticin me 
CRONUS: oh, see, hahaha. you vwent an used a human term there, i got so many of those you vwouldnt believwe. thats fucking sensitivwity right there. and see, vweve already got so much in common! vwere just tvwo single guys, happening to share some, let’s be honest, SEXY features, sensitivwe soles, not evwen like i gotta MENTION the genetics there. you see? i mentioned that part for you there, i mean, betvween you and me, vwere kind of prime fucking royal stock, you knowv vwhat im saying?
ERIDAN: oh wwoww please no
CRONUS: and you say your double yoos so nice and smooth like vwowv. oh, shit. screvwed that right the fuck up, didn’t i? but not you, you got a vway vwith them. it’s nice, just listening to your vwoice, man.
ERIDAN: i am literally six and wwhat is this #triggered 

HAD TO DRAW CRONUS, BECAUSE I LOVE MY BBY. Seriously, nothing like Cronus hate to make me want to draw him more.